Monday, September 04, 2006

Eat Shit and Die, Stupid Bloggers

There will be no posts here. This blog is total bullshit. I just needed an account so I could post malicious gossip on other people's blogs. So go fuck off now and leave me alone. Jerks.

17 Comments:

Blogger Alexiev said...

mmm

11:01 AM  
Blogger Vincent Waller said...

The least you can do is post more malicious gossip. We don't get enough of Mr.Hunsucker's thoughts.

10:00 AM  
Blogger Chris Battle said...

Hug me.

10:52 AM  
Blogger Adriaan said...

godverdomme. You're my kind of cunt,
GHE!

4:23 PM  
Blogger Kali Fontecchio said...

That's not very nice of you.

3:54 PM  
Blogger Lester Hunt said...

I've never been cussed out by a fictional character before. Whew! Dunno whata say!

2:20 PM  
Blogger Gabriel said...

a lot of people will come here now, because of the hunsucker thing.

6:09 PM  
Blogger J. J. Hunsecker said...

>>a lot of people will come here now, because of the hunsucker thing.

It's Hunsecker not Hunsucker!

1:28 AM  
Blogger queefy said...

More like penissucker! M I RITE? LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

10:54 AM  
Blogger J. J. Hunsecker said...

U R RONG!

AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHOOHOOOHEEEHEEEBWAHAHAHA-E-I-E-O

(Well, except for that time in prison...but that's another story.)

"Queefy" eh? Isn't a queef the air expelled from a woman's buh-gina?

5:15 PM  
Blogger ZSL said...

i havent laughed this hard at something in a while. Good show, sir.

1:35 AM  
Blogger eye-contact said...

well, if it was supposed to be funny, i'm unimpressed.
and gabriel said it right: hunSUCKER thing.

1:02 AM  
Blogger J. J. Hunsecker said...

>>well, if it was supposed to be funny, i'm unimpressed.
and gabriel said it right: hunSUCKER thing.<<

How disappointing, since I started this blog specifically to impress YOU, Miss eye-contact. It makes me sad to bear the brunt of your callous and cold refutation. Is there nothing that can melt your heart, cruel woman!?

11:25 AM  
Blogger Thad said...

... And yet... life goes on.

3:02 PM  
Blogger Bruce said...

"... And yet... life goes on."

Amen.

10:03 PM  
Blogger trevor said...

By God,

I think Thad's quoting someone.....Calvin and Hobbes?

Well, I just got up so my brain's not working yet.

But Vincent's right, J.J. There's not enough shit being slung, not nearly enough.

Then again, I'm an anarchist who, although he loves individuals and sees the energies of the universe in the eyes of creatures and people when they do the simplest of things, secretly yet unapologetically roots for the destruction of mankind and can't wait to see these rich pricks running around like chickens who've been decapitated when society collapses and no one believes their pieces of green paper have any value anymore and they have to resort to eating their shitty little yapper dogs and burn the mansion down just for warmth and a little bit of food.

So yeah, bring on the gossip!

- trevor.

7:46 AM  
Blogger shaquille davis said...

hunsecker you suck!!!

6:53 AM  

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